Wednesday, August 25, 2010

GIRL



Pappu Proposes
Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed.
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
3 I have always seen u as a friend
4 I already have a boy friend
5 We should concentrate on studies
6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.
Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed..
1 Yes
2 Yes
3 Yes
4 Yes
5 Yes
6 Yes
This proves that guys are better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading love



Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do.

Independence Day Sms

Na sar jhuka hai kabhi
aur na jhukayenge kabhi,
jo apne dum pe jiyen
sach me zindagi hai wahi.
Live like a true INDIAN.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY


Watan Hamara aise na chor paye koi
Rishta Hamara aise na Tor paaye koi
Dil hamare ek hai ek hai hamari jaan
Hindustan hamara hai hum hai iski shaan
Jaan Luta denge watan pe ho jayenge Qurban
Isliye Hum kehte hai mera desh mahan..
***** Happy Independence Day*******


Aajad ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge,
Sahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge,
bachi ho jo 1 bund bhi garam lahu ki
tab tak bharat mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hone denge.
* Happy Independence Day *


Happy Independence Day
Azad Hindustan k nalayak nojawano
agar aaj Valentines Day hota ya phir friendship
Day hota to inbox full hota
Chalo jaldi se utho aur sab ko
Independence Day wish karo.
Happy Independence Day

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

SMS

Bedhadak khoob baar baar karo,
Aaj buss Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar karo,
Itna paya hai….kuch to loutaoo,
Pyaar me yaar…na kuch udhaar karo,
Phir kisse roz vaade karna,
Aaj ki baat aar paar karo,
Meri nazare jawab de dengi,
Puch ke naa sharmsaar karo,
Pyaar karna na jante hoto,
Apni bahain ghumavdaar karo


Jab mene dekha tumko pahli baar
Tumse karne lagi hu me pyar
Tum raja ho, mera dil hai ek darbaar
Par tum kyu rooth te ho baar baar
Manaanaa padta hai sou sou baar
Phir bhi aataa hai tumpe aur pyaar
Pyaar vishwas pe hota hai nirbhar
Jab tum rooth ke jaate ho mere dilbar
Me toot ti nahi hu par sochti hu mere yaar
Kabhi jiyegaa dil dadhkan se hoke doo